Yes, these things really happen.

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French stereotypes that make a Jessie happy:
  • Men in striped shirts.
  • Ridiculous mustaches.
  • Poodles.
  • Hearing anyone, at any time, say "Ooh là là".
  • Seeing French children rollerblading with baguettes under their arms.
  • Terrifying cheeses.
  • Seeing anyone selling escargot, ever.
  • The omnipresence of wine.

French stereotypes that make a Jessie unhappy:
  • Constant smoking of cigarettes.
  • That guy who reeks. And inevitably stands next to you on the tram.
  • Complete lack of efficiency, promptness or competence.

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