Top 3 Uses for a Time Machine (Minnesota Winter Edition)

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1) Go back in time and tell myself not to move to Minnesota.

2) Go back in time and tell European settlers not to move to Minnesota. (Bonus: The Dakota and Ojibwe will be psyched.)

3) Go to summer. Never come back.

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  1. Unknown29 January, 2014 09:03

    I heard that by this weekend your high temp should be a blistering 15 degrees! I could not handle the winter up there! Stay warm, or at least try...

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